Is your job so big and surroundings so inviting you want to linger? Not me. I do my business quickly and get out.
Why does he keep changing up the site? It’s maddening and unnecessary. Take your billions and go away, Mark Zuckerberg. Facebook was a good idea that you’ve turned into a pain in the ass.
How do cats instinctively know to use the litter box? Yet dogs don’t understand they’re supposed to pee outside – not on the carpet?
Sorry, a cute pet doesn’t make me more likely to go out with you. Instead, show me more pictures of you. And make sure they’re close up and in focus.
Women who get large tattoos in prominent places. Do they think that’s attractive? If you have to have a tattoo, make it small and discreet.
Children are a gift, a treasure, a blessing. As a dad, I’ll never understand parents who abuse their children. And I can’t begin to fathom parents who would kill their own kids.
Why do parents bring infants to movies? They’re a ticking time bomb waiting to wail.
Why do companies have to assign employee numbers? Shouldn’t last names be sufficient?
Why are fat lips on a woman considered sexy? They repel me as much as fat hips.